and Friday it is time for my favourite Christmas cake joke.
Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe
Ingredients
1 Cup water
8 oz mixed nuts
1 Cup brown sugar
1 Cup butter
1 tsp. Salt
2 Cup dried fruit
4 large Eggs
Juice of 1 lemon
1 tea spoon baking powder
1 bottle Whisky
Method
Sample the whisky to check quality.
Take a large bowl.
Re-sample the whisky to ensure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one tsp sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup.
Turn on the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsiscency.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turnerer.
Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.
Don't forget to wake up with a major hangover the next morning and
search the house for the fruitcake you so painstakingly baked the night
before.
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7 comments:
Hi Therese,
I love it...too funny.
Thank you for stopping by my blog. As I continue to recover I hope I am more active on it.
I have the website and forum that have kept me pretty busy. I would love to do more on the blog.
Your blog is fun and inspirational as well. Love the pencil pictures of your family...God bless you!
Love,
Prayerflowers
LOVE it. Funny!
That is hilarious! I am still laughing as I type this comment. Thanks for sharing. I needed that.
Do you have an recipes using zucinis? If you have lots of them you can make delicious things to eat
How about Pineapple Zucchini Muffins
That recipe never gets old. Thanks for reposting it!
This is cute(giggle).
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