The 10 rules of marriage:
Rule # 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Rule # 2
If a man wants his wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word he says, he must talk in his sleep.
Rule # 3
Marriage is grand -- but divorce is at least a 100 grand!
Rule # 4
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Rule # 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Rule # 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Rule # 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something his wife said . After marriage, he will fall asleep while she is still talking.
Rule # 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Rule # 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one sometimes treats the other like toxic waste.
Rule # 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
H/T to Paramedic Girl
All about Therese, Steve, Daniel and Angelique, Sam and Jess, Madeline and Daniel, Brigette and Adriano, Tom, Amelia and Ryan, Christopher and Joseph. Come on in and share a cup of coffee and see what is happening in our lives.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
Very, very funny!!!!! Thank you! Cathy
Thank you for the laugh today.
ROFL!!!!
Post a Comment